A blonde goes to a auto parts store

worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My spare tyres are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

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